• Mind of a boyfriend

    Sauce

    Next ! It was finally my turn. The red uniform was threatening and yet so seductive. I could already taste my hot served meal and a slice of guilt. I took out my card and gave it to the till operator. She gave me that motherly “tell me what you want and go already”, right after she swiped my card as if she was sharpening a guillotine. I cleared my throat and apparently the world stopped. ” Can I get a 2 piecer, 1 minute maid and 1 relationship to go”. The whole complex become dead silent. I could almost hear my blood flowing to my brain. People can’t really…

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    Gifts for the Emperor |$50 & below

    They love gifts too. They actually treasure them since they hardly get gifts. You know we mean men. You can elevate his mood once in a while. ( Well everyday if you can). The gift of your presence doesn’t count on this one. *** Here’s what you can get for him under $50 *** 1. T-shirt |tag: $15 Keep it simple and classic.Plain. … 2.Time piece|tag: $50 That thing that completes and outfit. A symbol of being classy. Get him one of those. (Black and small face works best ) … 3. Portable ATM( Wallet I mean) |tag: $15 Get him a small compact one. Man hardly change wallets so…

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    Gifts for the Empress|$50 & below

    Gestures of love and pocket wars. You want to get her that gift but you feel money can never equate to how you really feel. Quit worrying, gifts should have sentimental value but of course most gifts are found in stores and stores need money. *** Here’s what you can get for her under $50 *** 1.Teddy bear | tag: $50 No one is too old for teddy bears. Get her something to punch when you piss her off and something to cuddle when she misses you. 2.Fragrance| tag: $30 Give her that signature scent. Make it bold and daring. Make her smile everything the wind blows her garment a…

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    CERTAINLY WE SHALL PERISH, BUT I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU.

    We are gathered here with our cameras held high and our selfie sticks held higher to witness the union of people we’ll gossip about later. We are the mirror they can never ignore, there is nothing but fairness in our eyes. We set prisons they are kept bound in with invisible chains of normalcy and uniform expectations.We wish you well but we don’t really want to see you succeed. – society Staxx and Black Licorice, you can now exchange your vows and we will pretend to care about what you say and then wait for your separation to make more stories. *** I, Staxx , do take you Black Licorice,…

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    Crushed !

    The silence was killing me. The suspense was even worse. “Fuck you Staxx!” , she thundered, her voice stabbed my guilty eardrums and I was left speechless. Well , I had a lot of rehearsed speeches in my head but my brain was not trained for verbal combat with a female. She came closer. I could almost see us kissing and making out then never speaking about what had just happened. I leaned in. Closed my eyes as I slowly caressed her silky smooth neck. She punched the crap out of my eye. Turns out stars are not soo pretty at close range. Time to switch heads for thinking I…

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    Things women do wrong

    Women are perfectionists by making. They do things the way they feel is right. Women have been recognized for being neat, careful and accurate. Women will learn and master something as complicated as make up art. Women will wear 6 inch heels and act like that doesn’t hurt. Basically women can make anything work. Women could basically move the world if they wanted. They know basically everything and they are mostly right. But women have no idea how men operate. With that said, women have no idea what they do wrong. *** Inasmuch as women might share their experiences and their life journeys about men, they will never fully understand…

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