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    7 Things Boyfriends do wrong

    Men have given themselves pride in being the fountains of knowledge. They have unearthed great mysterious and discovered groundbreaking information about the universe. I mean they have created and destroyed governments just by using words. Their power comes from their knowledge of things but sad enough Men do not know women. Men do things and tell their friends they nailed it when they straight up annoyed or grossed out their women. Or worse. * Women are not experiments, objects or mere matter which makes it challenging for men to understand how women operate. There’s no scientific or mathematical equation to comprehend women and yet men (me excluded), still want to…

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    Dedications to Her

    Music is a language only the soul can fully understand. Everyone is connected by waves of sounds, it’s how we communicate. Kick everything old school or hit those new school vibes that feel like they belong in the 90s. Create a timeless playlist and update it once in a while. Speak to her through the songs that will make her teeth want to bite you. There’s nothing more profound than sharing music, it’s the language that talks when everything else has been spoken. It could be prophetic and suggestive, the power it has can turn a sorry to forgiveness, a no to how about lunch later. Whatever the case may…

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    One last pain story

    “Leave !, “No, wait stay longer!“ “You’ve had enough !, Jesus did not die for you to drown in relationship induced traumas!“ …. Shut Up !, I yelled in the deafening silence. I was alone. The echo bounced back and the wrath kicked in. So much pain. I watched the shower cough up the cold water that was about to deliver my much awaited torment. I sat there in agony. The parts of me that hurt were out of reach, the heart was functioning fine but I could feel the holes that were re opened. My mind knew i was just being a wimp but the voices couldnt let me…

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    Just an Option

    “Love. Pain. Stupidity. Perfect trio. Everything that comes in threes is true and if it rhymes it’s gospel. *** ” Here is my gospel to you. An epistle written in tears and smiles. To get to you I had to beat all odds just to crack the code to your heart. A destiny hack because I never pictured you in my world but here you are rocking every bit of it.A tornado of affection. Through the pain, I learnt patience, I learnt tolerance and I learnt how to play candy crush. The wages of love are wounds apparently as I am constantly reminded by my stupid little mind… But here…

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    Politically incorrect

    0024. A heavy knock on the door. Drinking hours were over I figured. It was the fourth day staying up just to open the door and have my exquisitely prepared food flung at my face. How did I end up with this monster? I’m good looking, have a decent amount of humor and I make enough to support myself and a pet. Preferably a cat or rabbit because dogs eat more and those things are high maintenance. I watched this blob of mine drag its legs into the house, its legs clinging tightly to the ground. Holding that much alcohol was a skill I was yet to perfect myself. I…

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    0407

    Hell has a backdoor which leads right to a VIP front row seat to the Earth Show. What if the devil ditched his own script and now he’s just plagiarizing everything humans do ? Today’s feature episode. My relationship with other humans. Another classic plot, a Judas with the soul of Brutus and of course a Marie Antoinette to add acid to my silver less lining clouds. Starring my choleric mind and my highly infectious thoughts. With cast and setting established, here’s an extended version of the torment gifted to me. *** Curtains open. The stage is as black as if it’s painted with pain . A shadow appears with…